McCain jokes he's willing to take HGH test (earlier headline: McCain willing to 'step up and pee')
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| A former National Football League player suggested sports fan Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) get tested for human growth hormone (HGH) on Thursday and McCain jokingly agreed. |
The Potty Parity Act, a bill to even out toilets at men's and ladies' rooms
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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Vivian Y. Bright likes to watch her congressman at work, but she was glad when Rep. Edolphus Towns finally gaveled to a close a hearing on sexual disparity in federal restrooms -- because she had to find one. "Just now, we experienced it," she said. "We went to the ladies room. There's a line." The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, which Towns (D-N.Y.) chairs, heard testimony Wednesday on legislation to develop a more equitable sexual balance in the number of toilets in federal buildings.
Panel: Transgender woman can choose restroom
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| AUGUSTA, Maine The Maine Human Rights Commission says a restaurant discriminated against a transgender woman by asking her to use the mens room until she had sex reassignment surgery. The manager of a Dennys restaurant in Auburn made the request of Brianna Freeman of Lewiston after a female customer complained of having to share a restroom with "a man." Chad Cloutier, a lawyer representing the restaurant, says the woman threatened to call police. |
Clorox offers $5K to wipe out SF 'toilet torcher'
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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The Clorox Company is offering a $5,000 reward and a year's supply of toilet cleaning products for tips leading to the arrest of San Francisco's notorious portable potty pyromaniac.The Oakland-based chemical company plans to deploy a "potty patrol" team in the city Tuesday to make residents aware of its offer marrying marketing and community service.
At Booty Camp, its the kids responsibility to clean up their own messes
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| An operator of a so-called Booty Camp in suburban Chicago has a claim that will astonish parents of droopy-diapered toddlers everywhere. Give her five hours, she says, and shell give you a potty-trained toddler. |
Growing 'Diaper-Free' Movement Relies on Babies' Instincts, Body Language
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| SUTTON, Mass. Thirteen-month-old Dominic Klatt stopped banging the furniture in the verandah, looked at his mother and clasped his right hand around his left wrist to signal that he needed to go to the bathroom. His mother took the diaper-less tot to a tree in the yard, held him in a squatting position and made a gentle hissing sound prompting the infant to relieve himself on cue before he rushed back to play. Dominic is a product of a growing "diaper-free" movement founded on the belief that babies are born with an instinctive ability to signal when they... |
Potter offers City Hall potty after hours
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| If you're in downtown Portland after business hours and you have to use a restroom -- come on over to the Mayor's place. Now, as part of the Mayor's Street Access for Everyone, known as SAFE, the first floor of City Hall's restrooms will be open overnight. Mayor Tom Potter said the program will increase downtown livability. "What we're trying to do is make it better not only for homeless people but for all people in Portland," said Mayor Potter. The new hours, from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m. are expected to be in place by August second. Currently, City... |
Babies can be free of diapers
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| TAMPA, Fla. -- It can save you thousands of dollars and cut down on the mess and smell. If you are tired of changing diapers, how about potty training your baby before their first birthday! Generally doctors tell parents to wait until their toddler is ready, but some parents are going to the other extreme and are potty training their infant. Josie is 5 months old and yes, she is going potty on a toilet. "It's not really about potty training, it's about communication with my daughter," said Sara Ulm, Josies mother. Five-month-old Josie Ulm uses the toilet. It's called... |
Kennedy Blames Accident on Sleep Medicine
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| Rep. Patrick Kennedy (news, bio, voting record) crashed his car near the Capitol early Thursday, and a police official said he appeared intoxicated. Kennedy said he had taken sleep medication and a prescription anti-nausea drug that can cause drowsiness. Kennedy, D-R.I., addressed the issue after a spate of news reports. His initial statement said: "I consumed no alcohol prior to the incident."'Later, however, he issued a longer statement saying the attending physician for Congress had prescribed Phenergan on Tuesday to treat Kennedy's gastroenteritis.Kennedy said he returned to his Capitol Hill home on Wednesday evening after a final series of votes... |
City offers a 25¢ pit stop that will help you potty on
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| Here's look no. 1 at the city's new pay toilets. The first of 20 new public potties, which will soon offer New Yorkers relief for the price of a quarter, was unveiled in Brooklyn yesterday. The Space Age loos, which look more like elevators from the outside, are self-cleaning and dispense liquid soap and hot water. They are part of the city's joint campaign with a Spanish company to spruce up the streetscape. But while new bus shelters and newsstands may look good, strategically placed comfort stations will be a boon for bladders. "When you gotta go, you gotta go,"... |
FOTOG CATCHES W.'S POTTY-LINE VOTE AT U.N. (Not a fake, sez Condi)
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| The usually unflappable Rice was wide-eyed when she was shown a copy of the photo yesterday during a meeting with The Post editorial board. "Oh, my goodness . . . there are no secrets," she said, laughing. Rice explained that when Bush handed her the note, she told him all he had to do was get up and go, and that she'd take his seat while he answered nature's call. The Security Council session continued uninterrupted during Bush's brief absence. |
'Excuse me Condi, can I go to the bathroom?' (Have they no shame? Libs get desperate)
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| 'Excuse me Condi, can I go to the bathroom?' By Philippe Naughton, Times Online President Bush had a more pressing worry than terrorism or reforming the United Nations during a Security Counil meeting in New York yesterday - the leader of the world's only superpower wanted to go the loo. At one point during the Council's debate on international security and UN reform, Mr Bush picked up a pencil and wrote a short note to Condoleezza Rice, the Secretary of State. "I think I may need a bathroom break? Is this possible?" the note read. The photograph, taken by a... |
Clinton Country - visit the spot Bubba was potty-trained (Wanna get away?) PA-UKE ALERT
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| Clinton country Since the 42nd president, Arkansas's claim to fame is bigger than a watermelon, writes Kevin Pilley April 16, 2005 early morning in downtown Little Rock, Arkansas THE MAN at the bar at Atlanta airport asked me where I was headed. When I said "Arkansas", he raised his eyebrows and blew out his cheeks. I asked him what it was like. "Let's put it this way," he replied. "Some of the people there still have tails." Arkansas is archetypal Nowheresville rural America. Or at least, it used to be before Bill Clinton came along. Now nowhere is somewhere. Clinton... |
Man Burned In Outhouse Explosion
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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A man is recovering from burns after lighting a cigarette in a portable outhouse in Monongalia County, West Virginia, causing the outhouse to explode. The incident occurred Tuesday morning in Blacksville, West Virginia. The man's name and condition aren't being released, but emergency officials say he wasn't severely hurt and even drove himself to a clinic. A spokeswoman for Monongalia Emergency Medical Services said the explosion was caused because there was a build-up of methane gases inside the outhouse. She said the methane didn't "take too kindly" to the lit cigarette.
THE IMPOSSIBLE WIIL COME ALIVE IN 2005
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| A Glimpse Ahead Timothy Snodgrass The Impossible Will Come Alive In 2005 01/28/05 In January of 2004, as we began to intercede for the New Year the Holy Spirit gave us the prophetic slogan, "The Seas will Roar in 2004". This year we were given a new slogan, "The Impossible will come Alive in 2005". As the veil of darkness begins to come down over nations and regions, along with great shakings will come great breakthroughs; signs, wonders, healings and a spectacular release of miracles in impossible circumstances. This year, although we are ultimately poised to gain much ground, there... |
What's with all the dead scientists?
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| What's the deal with all the dead scientists? |
Thai elephants get potty training
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| BANGKOK (AFP) - Having taught Thailand's elephants to paint, dance and play musical instruments, their Thai handlers are now toilet-training the beasts, media reported. Handlers -- known as mahouts -- have installed giant human-style toilets at a camp in the northern city of Chiang Mai to try to rid the tourist attraction of unsightly droppings, according to the Nation newspaper. Some seven elephants at the privately run camp beside Chiang Mai Zoo are being trained to sit like a human on the giant white toilets, which can be flushed by pulling on a rope with a gentle tug of the... |
Urinal Named As Most Influencial Art
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| LONDON - A porcelain urinal is the most influential work of modern art, according to a survey released Wednesday. The poll of 500 arts figures ranked French surrealist Marcel Duchamp's 1917 piece "Fountain" an ordinary white, porcelain urinal more influential than Pablo Picasso's "Les Demoiselles d'Avignon," Andy Warhol's screen prints of Marilyn Monroe and "Guernica," Picasso's searing depiction of the devastation of war. Duchamp pioneered the use of everyday objects as art, an aesthetic that questioned the nature of art itself. Art expert Simon Wilson said the choice of Duchamp's urinal "comes as a bit of a shock."... |
Dental Floss Recycler Named 'Cheapskate of the Year'-2nd Place Man Cools Soft Drinks in Toilet..
Sunday 27th of May 2012 08:46:05 AM
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| A Pennslyvania pensioner who cleans and reuses dental floss has been named the Cheapskate of the Year.Peter Nowak washes a strip of floss and sterilses it with alcohol after each use for 14 days.He beat off competition from a man who cools soft drink cans in his toilet tank to win the First Annual Philadelphia Inquirer Cheapskate contest.The newspaper says the 300 entries had to be 'eye opening,' 'clever,' 'detailed,' and 'legal.' |




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